The funeral procession |
| Submitted by: | Views: 204 | Category: Lawyers The funeral procession included two hearses and a man walking a dog. Several hundred people followed the man. Curious, a pedestrian approached the man. "The first hearse carries my ex-wife's lawyer," the man explained. "My dog bit him and he died two days later. The second hearse has a lawyer who opposed me in some business litigation. He met the same fate." The pedestrian thought for a moment, then asked, "Could I borrow your dog.?" "Okay be me, but you're going to have to wait your turn like these other people." |
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