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Don't worry about the cows

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A farmhand consulted a lawyer. He had long tended the late farmer's cows, and believed they would his when the farmer died. Now the farmer's son claimed ownership.
"I'll take your case," said the lawyer, "Don't worry about the cows."

The next day the farmer's son came in. The cows were raised on his land, he said, they should be his.
"I'll take your case," said the lawyer, "Don't worry about the cows."

Later, his secretary asked, "How can the cows belong to both?"

"Don't worry about the cows," the lawyer said. "The cows will be ours."


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