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Christmas tatoo

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This woman walks into a tattoo shop and asks for a tattoo of a Christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.

The tattoo artist say that's an unusual request. Why do you want two tattoos there?

So she says because my husband needs to eat between Christmas and new years.


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