Top 10 santa pick up lines |
| Submitted by: | Views: 260 | Category: Christmas 10. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly." 9. "I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge." 8. "I've got something you can hang a wreath on." 7. "One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!" 6. "Buy you a Zima?" 5. "That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you." 4. "Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers." 3. "I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!" 2. "Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!" 1. "I've got an elf in my pants!" |
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