The Top 10 Signs You're Sick of the Holidays |
| Submitted by: | Views: 269 | Category: Christmas 10. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 9. You're serving reindeer pot pie 8. When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!" 7. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers in the ass with your BB gun 6. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you 5. Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies 4. You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe. 3. You've got eggnog coming out of your ears 2. Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard" 1. Two words: tinsel rash |
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