Top 10 Reasons The North Pole Police Are Called |
| Submitted by: | Views: 295 | Category: Christmas 10. More shots fired at Santa's house 9. To remove the Elf with vibrating electric football set in his pants from the workshop 8. Unlicensed street vendor caught selling reindeer kabobs 7. Rudolph busted for showing what else he can make glow 6. Noise ordinances violated by Kathie Lee's singing 5. Rowdy teens chasing Frosty the Snowman with a hair dryer 4. Deranged gingerbread man arrested after several hours on street corner shouting "Eat me!" 3. Mrs. Claus nabbed for hooking on 9th Avenue 2. "Send the jaws of life: the old man's got his fat ass stuck in a chimney again" 1. Elfjacking |
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