Top Reasons To Like Hanukkah More Than Christmas |
| Submitted by: | Views: 277 | Category: Christmas ~ No roof damage from reindeer. ~ Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones. ~ If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it. ~ Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocolate coins) on candle races. ~ You can use your fireplace. ~ Naked spin-the-dreidel games. ~ Fun waxy buildup on the menorah. ~ No awkward explanations of virgin birth. ~ Cheer optional. ~ No Irving Berlin songs. ~ There's no "Donny & Marie Chanukah Special." ~ Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway). ~ No need to clean the chimney. ~ There's no latke-nog. ~ Burl Ives doesn't sing Chanukah songs. ~ You won't be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals. ~ You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown." ~ No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl." ~ No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards. ~ Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes. |
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