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Top Ten Things Overheard at the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley Wedding |
| Submitted by: | Views: 317 | Category: Celebrity Top Ten Things Overheard at the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley Wedding 10. Family to the left, plastic surgeons to the right. 9. She could've used a little more of his eye-liner. 8. I bet they didn't have to get married. 7. I'll have to ask you to check your snake at the door, La Toya. 6. I'm sorry, I can't find a Brooke Shields on the guest list, ma'am. 5. There's that strange whirring sound again -- as if some deceased rock star were spinning in his grave. 4. I got you some his and hers towels. Split 'em up however you like. 3. I'm Mr. Tito Jackson. You mean Dr. Tito Jackson? Yes I am. 2. Ahhh! The ghost of Elvis is eating all the cake -- oh, it's just Liz Taylor. 1. I just heard on the weather channel -- hell froze over. |
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