Top Ten Ways Michael Jackson Is Preparing for Fatherhood |
| Submitted by: | Views: 291 | Category: Celebrity 10. Taking Lamaze classes with Bubbles the chimp 9. Deciding whether or not its okay to name a girl "Tito". 8. Reading Dr. Spock's "How to Raise a Weird-Ass Child". 7. Asking LaToya to help him find a good psychic babysitter. 6. Memorizing the mother's name in case they actually meet. 5. Buying hundreds of toys and stuffed animals, and also a few things for the baby. 4. Installing nursery monitor that will sound alarm if baby starts to act normal. 3. Having mother take sonogram test to determine the baby's sex. 2. Having the same test done on himself. 1. Child-proofing each and every llama in the house. |
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