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Could Godzilla, the King of Monsters and Elvis, The King, be one and the same?

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Could Godzilla, the King of Monsters and Elvis, The King, be one and the same?

Nickname:
Godzilla: King of Monsters
Elvis: King of Rock

Year Career Started:
Godzilla: 1954
Elvis: 1954

Species:
Godzilla: Giant lizard
Elvis: Giant lounge lizard

Social Order:
Godzilla: Hangs with freaks
Elvis: Had (has?) Michael Jackson for son-in-law

Famous bug battles:
Godzilla: Fought giant caterpillar Mothra
Elvis: Outlasted the Beatles

Vocal quirks:
Godzilla: Terrible dubbing of his movies
Elvis: Never could lip-synch

Eating habits:
Godzilla: Would eat anything
Elvis: Would eat anything fried

Attire:
Godzilla: Played by fat man in rubber suit
Elvis: Was fat man in polyester suit

Alien encounters:
Godzilla: Traveled past Jupiter for Godzilla vs. Monster Zero
Elvis: Was believed to be aboard alien spacecraft on Independence Day

Crusades:
Godzilla: Fought pollution in Godzilla vs. Smog Monster
Elvis: Absorbed all forms of pollution into his own body

Farewell:
Godzilla: Has eaten the building
Elvis: Has eaten everything in the building

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