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10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas

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10. Did you get any under the tree?

9. I think your balls are hanging low!

8. Check out the one on Rudolph!

7. Boy, Santa's sack is really bulging!

6. Lift up the skirt so it can get some air!

5. Would you like some pie?

4. I love to lick the end until it gets real hard and pointy!

3. From here it's hard to tell if they're real or fake!

2. Would you like to try some dark meat?

1. To get it to stand up straight, prop it up against the wall.


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