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Computers give better sex than any female.

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* They constantly sit there waiting to be turned on!

* They always go down on a man!

* And unlike a Woman, never refuse a floppy!

* A computer is quite happy with one Floppy at a time! (Oooh a Nasty one that)

* They constantly play games with you

* You get a new Desktop Wall Paper regulrarly (I think this refers to makeup)

* In a Crisis, at least you get an instruction manual with a Computer


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