Signs You Are "Webbed Out" From Using The Web |
| Submitted by: | Views: 352 | Category: Computers * Your opening line is, "So what's your home page address? * Your best friend is someone you've never met. * You see a beautiful sunset and you expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 1.1" on the clouds. * You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed when you encounter a Web page with no links. * You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day. * You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening toward a flimsy guard rail that separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death. You frantically search for the "Back" button. * You visit "The Really Big Button that doesn't do Anything" again and again and again. * Your dog has his own Web page. * So does your goldfish. * When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages. * You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com * You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. * You start introducing yourself as "Jon at I-I Net dot com" * Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. * All of your friends have an @ in their names. * You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. * Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. * You laugh at people with 2400 baud modems. * You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. * You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. * You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html * Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." * You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. * You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^) * You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse. * Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat. * You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited." |
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